When my daughter was 3 or 4, she wanted me to teach her a joke that she could tell everyone she knew. The sad truth was that I couldn’t remember any clean jokes to tell her. All those unwanted dirty jokes came to the forefront of my brain. So as I do with anything I do not know, I googled for a funny kid joke to teach my daughter so she could give everyone a good laugh.
One day a little girl came out of her house.
She was running down her sidewalk when she came upon a huge, slimy slug.
She squealed very loudly and grabbed the slug and threw it as far as she could.
2 years later….
The little girl came out of her home and skipped down the sidewalk.
She came upon a huge, slimy slug and the slug said, “What did you do that for?”